astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

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candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(Source: zygoats)

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gallifrey-feels:

paulapuffgirl:

Can’t quite decide whether I’d rather be ruled by a five headed dragon whose heads never agree on anything or by the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your house.

Welcome to Australian Politics

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)

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paytothetato:

playing my instrument makes me very sad
but not playing my instrument also makes me very sad
do you see my dilemma

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negritaaa:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

yooooooo

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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magicconchshell:

the sims 4 should be in 3D and i want more graphic woohooing because i know damn well babies dont come from 2 sims moving around under the covers and some fucking rose petals falling from the sky no

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